eriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik:
charlesanderik:
helloemrys:
m4ge:
thebrillianceofpolarbears:
loveslikejulietxoxo:
letstalkfantasybooks:
caraknightley:
once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones
once a girl in my history class thought george washington was the king of england
Once a girl in my health class asked “when a penis goes in a vagina does it go in silently? or click like a key in a lock?”
Once a girl in my geography class asked if Germany was in Russia.
Once a girl in my english class asked if the titanic really happened
once a girl in my gym class asked a new student how long it took them to drive from Germany. I live in America.
Once a girl in me religious education class asked if Hitler lived in the Vatican.
Once I sat next to a girl in English last year. She asked me how to spell orange.
- me:that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
- me:yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
- me:why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
- me:i'ma read the back of this.
- me:lather, rinse, repeat?
- me:why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
- me:hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
- me:if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
- me:eheheheheheheheheheh.
- me:but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
- me:did i already wash my hair?
- me:i think i did but i don't remember.
- me:i'ma do it again.
- me:FUCK I REPEATED.
- me:well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
- me:i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
- me:i bet it's awkward.
- me:i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
- me:okay time to get out.
- me:
- me:
- me:where the fuck is my towel.
mark-pellegrino-is-my-king:
days-of-dust:
farmerjoe:
GUYS.
WHEN CAS GOES IN THE BATHROOM, WE HEAR THE SHOWER TURN ON, AND THEN HE COMES ON HAVING CLEARLY ANGELPOOFED HIMSELF INTO HIS OLD OUTFIT.
GUYS. I THINK CAS HAS NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENS IN A SHOWER. HE JUST KNOWS PEOPLE TURN IT ON AFTER THEY WALK INTO THE BATHROOM AND THEN COME OUT CLEAN.
Headcanon accepted
Yes, I thought he only took like 20 seconds in there…
mishawinsexster:
Crowley’s pinwheel just
why does he have it
- why
- who gave it to him
- does he just stow it in his suit for when he’s bored
I JUST FUCKING LOVE THIS PINWHEEL