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eriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik:

charlesanderik:

helloemrys:

m4ge:

thebrillianceofpolarbears:

loveslikejulietxoxo:

letstalkfantasybooks:

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

once a girl in my history class thought george washington was the king of england

Once a girl in my health class asked “when a penis goes in a vagina does it go in silently? or click like a key in a lock?”

Once a girl in my geography class asked if Germany was in Russia. 

Once a girl in my english class asked if the titanic really happened

once a girl in my gym class asked a new student how long it took them to drive from Germany. I live in America.

Once a girl in me religious education class asked if Hitler lived in the Vatican.

Once I sat next to a girl in English last year. She asked me how to spell orange.

(Source: goatpolice)


in the shower

  • me:that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
  • me:yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
  • me:why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
  • me:i'ma read the back of this.
  • me:lather, rinse, repeat?
  • me:why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
  • me:hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
  • me:if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
  • me:eheheheheheheheheheh.
  • me:but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
  • me:did i already wash my hair?
  • me:i think i did but i don't remember.
  • me:i'ma do it again.
  • me:FUCK I REPEATED.
  • me:well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
  • me:i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
  • me:i bet it's awkward.
  • me:i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
  • me:okay time to get out.
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:where the fuck is my towel.

mark-pellegrino-is-my-king:

days-of-dust:

farmerjoe:

GUYS.

WHEN CAS GOES IN THE BATHROOM, WE HEAR THE SHOWER TURN ON, AND THEN HE COMES ON HAVING CLEARLY ANGELPOOFED HIMSELF INTO HIS OLD OUTFIT.

GUYS. I THINK CAS HAS NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENS IN A SHOWER. HE JUST KNOWS PEOPLE TURN IT ON AFTER THEY WALK INTO THE BATHROOM AND THEN COME OUT CLEAN.

Headcanon accepted

Yes, I thought he only took like 20 seconds in there…